Yaaaawn
Stretch
Pop!
I guess I've been out of touch for a bit, huh? Sometimes I just need a good long rest.
Someone once asked if we still sleep in coffins. Hah! What a dead giveaway. That's like asking to get it in the chest isn't it?
Modern innovations have made it possible for modern vampires to get around a lot better than they used to. And talk about modern vampires....there's one under every rock or at least on every other channel on tv.
Have you watched "Ugly Americans" on the comedy channel? I can't tell you why I'm so amused by it, but I am. Not only are there demons, zombies and vampires, but all kinds of talking body parts and talking animals and blobs which come out of the caustic, contaminated ponds.
The demons are my favorite.
