It's with a bit of luck and creative circumstance that Minion and I found ourselves playing the elf gig in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
Everything in Santa Fe is red or green chili or both. The bloody marys are chili infused, the people are chili infused--it's Caliente!
As always, Minion and I drove. On I-40, in the panhandle of Texas, near the town of Groom is an incredibly giant cross. Minion and I nearly drove off the road! Not that the cross really affects us, but we wondered if the town was trying to ward off vampires. Seems to me that they should be more worried about Chupacabra.