Whoever said that it was easy being a vampire?
Low cash flow has thwarted my plans for a Mexican holiday. Minion and I took jobs as Santa's elves to give us some ready cash. I hate that it really impinges on my traditional wardrobe, but it can't be helped.
However, it does offer great holiday snacking opportunities.
Oh no, I wouldn't bite little children! St. Nick isn't a feasible treat either, although sitting with children for photos is pretty mind numbing. He does need to be coherent.
But the photographer is really cute. Maybe I should add him to my clan........