Have You Seen This?

Some of you have already seen the move trailer, but just in case you haven't, you can get to it right here

30 second trailer for Bikini Vampire Babes

Shall We Dance?

I love to dance. Many of my close friends and associates already know that I dance at a local hookah bar. Hey, that's not a hooker bar! But just in case you don't know, a hookah is a water pipe for tobacco. I know what you were thinking!

You might be asking where I am? Let's just say I'm centrally located, so I might just be in your neighborhood.

Watch out guys--- I already have Minion as a facilitator, so you might just be a midnight snack!

Special drink with Umami

My new friend Bree is cute and fun and funny. She's turning out to be a great road companion. She had this awful manager who was just using her good looks to pave his way. And I um..sort of rescued her from that situation.

Bree just loves my Bloody Marys. There are very special Bloody Marys as you might image.

The ingredients in it will help complete her transformation into a vampire and also bind her to my clan. Plus, the blood I get is very nutritious and the best money can buy. It's full of omega 3's and rates a 97 in Vampire Gourmet.

So you know that celery stick in the Bloody Mary? She has this habit of throwing it out the window, especially when we are driving down the road. There must be a trail of celery sticks criss crossing the southern US by now. They're biodegradable, right?

Happy New Year

Minion and I had a great holiday season. Lots of fun and festivities.

But now the holidays are done and the after Christmas shopping has been picked over. What's left is the dregs. 

That pretty much sums up what happens after any type of high.


At this low time of year, even a good victim or two isn't enough to lift my spirits. I'm looking for that certain someone to join my clan.

Maybe someone to snuggle with me. Could it be you? I promise I won't bite!