Me: Hi there. People are always asking when the movie will be out.Many people have been asking how the movie is going, so I decided I should drop in on editing to see what was happening. I found Stewart, Stan's twin brother doing the editing.
The conversation went something like this
Stu: Hopefully, this fall. Do you want to see some of the scenes?
Me: Sure, sweetie. I'd love to!
So, we look at a few scenes.
Stu: So, hey-- aren't they fun!
Me: Ummm, is this all you have done???
Stu: Yeah, you know, I'm only one guy and I have real paying jobs to take care of.
Me: (I'm thinking, what a whiner, but instead I say) Is there anything I can do to help?
Stu: Wow, sure. This place is a dump, could you maybe sweep? And oh yeah, if you have time, run the dishes and clean the bathroom. First of all, I could really use a drink out of the frig. And make sure you don't touch the computers!
Me: Humph. That's not really what I had in mind. (At this point, I'm debating on whether I should juice this guy, but I really need him to edit and I don't typically add men to my clan)
Stu: You kind of have a funny look on you face.
You don't have to leave mad.
Me: I just remembered I have an appointment to get my nails done. Ciao.
Oh, and hire a housekeeper.